Observe and Read the Picture 1st, Page bottom...
You may not understand if you don't do that 1st. If you're not familiar with South Park, you might not understand parts of it either...
I changed it a little. How did they all die? Paint the picture...
It's just past dusk and sitting in some bar in a nowhere town by an unknown sea are 5 strangers who only just met. Well? Not really because the are not talking to each other. Did you hear it? A pin drop? Wait, What? There's no bartender? Why? The 5 are; the skittish Bride, the ever present Sean Bean eyeing the Bride, the cool Black Guy sitting in the corner, Kenny doing Kenny mumbles, and sitting by and sorta guarding the door is the Star Trek Red Shirt guy. All quiet on the beach front.
What's that noise? There is a ruckus at the door. ??? "Oh no!" The Bride screams as the Orcs break in. Red Shirt guy panics accidentally shooting Kenny while vaporizing an Orc with his phaser, oops. "Oh my God!" yells the Bride, "He killed Kenny!" "That bastard!" shouts Bean as he leaps to his feet drawing his sword. In the confusion the Orcs attack every one (that's what they do, they come in bunches). They take out, with ease, the still confused Red Shirt guy, what a great guard. The Black Guy steps out of the corner (finally) and, lights a cigarette? What? Meanwhile, Bean jumps in front of the Bride to defend her from several Orcs. Finally, the Black Guy finishes the last of the Orcs with the 9mm he had hidden in his pants. What? Wait? He had that the whole time? Unfortunately, a stray bullets catches Bean in the skull and takes off the back half, gross. Not a good shot? Or, done on purpose? It did look suspicious. Hhmmm. Thinking he can now celebrate with the Bride (wink), the Black Guy moves in with a smile. He then loses his life by having his throat cut by the razor blade the Bride had hidden between her teeth. Now, realizing she is all alone, she screams and accidentally swallows the blade killing herself in the process. Figures...
Alternate ending (on the cutting room floor)...
As the Bride screams we discover it's really Kenny's Mom! Push! And we have a new Kenny! Yea! Only his head has been severed by the razor blade the Bride had swallowed earlier. So, Kenny is the first and the last to parish...
Backdrop; The Orcs were hired to guard the abandon sea side resort at night and responded the sound of the pin drop.
Mayor's press conference the next day, "What massacre? It was a quiet night in our empty little village last night." Typical...
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